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By Patrick - 27/01/2010 11:55 - United States

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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By ohmylordy - 29/10/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

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By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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By rert - 16/07/2019 06:00

Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML

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By sam - 02/12/2020 23:01

Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

That sucks.... & apparently she does too =P

mandlebrot 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:13

so did she give you pointers on how to do it right?

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musicmaniac925 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:40

that's not an fml, just ask to join in lol

maggers4 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:46

hahaha thats sooo sad. fyl man.

jordaninja 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:08

Your so lucky to get a girlfriend like that! I'm jealous...

perdix 29

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:17

YDI for dating a chick with a dick.

metazoanhaddock 11

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:27

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

cindebaby 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:27

haha lmfao

Instanguy 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:11

this is ur own damn fault

viper63 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:44

sick burn

JP101 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 11:40

And you wonder why she's an ex? YDI fag.

Sekococo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:04

Sucks for you but while you wallow on this site you EX will be scoring more. :D

marierad 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:52

thats hot =)

ayOitsCarissa 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:14

damm that really suck for you, maybe you should have put out a little more xP

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Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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Today, I checked my email for the hundredth time, hoping to hear back from a potential employer about a job I really want. No response. Why? My email with resume attached has been sitting in my Outbox for the past week. I never actually sent it out in the first place. FML

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