Kids: Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like...

By ScoobieDoo - 20/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By BrandonDrapeau - 03/08/2015 02:57 - United States - Sparta

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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wreckroller 0

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:37

did you know that traps are gay?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Tuesday 4 July 2017 23:53

that is awkward.

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wreckroller 0

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:37

did you know that traps are gay?

Jen Wudyka 4

Tuesday 5 December 2017 10:23

what does that mean? traps?

SailorSolaris 43

Wednesday 29 August 2018 20:13

A guy dressed as a girl.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Tuesday 6 June 2017 8:41

*cough cough*

ArbiterOfFML 24

Tuesday 4 July 2017 23:53

that is awkward.

taintedtruffle 42

Sunday 10 December 2017 4:58

e tu, kid?

Saffron Nightshade 12

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:18

You had to ask XD

manb91gb 15

Wednesday 18 December 2019 5:13

10 years on, I can't help but wonder what happened with your son 😂

Baby_123 8

Saturday 16 May 2020 13:35

Is it wrong to be gay? Get woke idiot

vibexeno 7

Saturday 11 December 2021 5:28

what's wrong with that?little man got taste

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 17 October 2022 5:11

At that age, it's completely random, that was probably just the first thing that popped into his head. Actual causative effects don't really happen until they're in their teens or so, and even then, you can end up in that situation just randomly. It doesn't really mean anything.