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By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I'd just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By R - 05/09/2016 10:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML

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By Atmaj - 07/12/2023 02:30 - India - Pune

Today, we got a notification about a test in my official college group. I decided to bitch about it with my friends in our group… Unfortunately, I didn't realise I'd actually said all of it in the official college group. FML

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By Binks - 26/10/2020 12:01 - United States - Charleston

Today I woke up feeling good and ready for my online business class final, only to find that it had somehow been submitted and graded with a zero. FML

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By Annoyed student - 29/04/2017 04:00

Today, after extensively researching how to properly use in text citations out of fear of my professor reporting me for citing my quotes incorrectly. She reported me instead for forgetting quotation marks on three of my proudly and properly cited quotes. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Thursday 11 April 2013 16:08

Your grade is sure to take a tumblr.

logic368 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 16:05

Once you tweet it, it's public info!

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outoftown 26

Friday 12 April 2013 3:25

Folks, you're not getting it. Bragging about doing bullshit shows OP is perfect Wall Street material.

GetPuckedUp 3

Friday 12 April 2013 6:16

never put anything on the internet you dont want to end up on the news. just some free advice. YDI.

stevothedevo 25

Saturday 13 April 2013 7:27

Who needs an edumacation anyway?

DeiterBug 6

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:00

SMART....ydi. No sympathy for the stupid.

Cian_1 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:15

YDI for using Twitter. :P

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:46

Anything you put online is available for the world to see.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:57

Here's a hint: If you use your name and picture online and tweet about things happening, you're going to have a hard time.

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:32

Common sense lol

fanta_zero 1

Wednesday 23 December 2015 13:23

If it was such a large portion of your grade, why bullshit it.

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