Love: Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there...

By lonelyashell - 02/03/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML

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You deserved it 5 164

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 027

You deserved it 2 921

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 714

You deserved it 5 053

By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 671

You deserved it 4 436

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 126

You deserved it 3 359

By spinster - 16/09/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 341

You deserved it 3 929

By kanmcdan - 22/04/2019 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 527

You deserved it 413

By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 427

You deserved it 45 953

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 162

You deserved it 6 463

Alexa, play "Happy When it Rains" by The Jesus and Mary Chain

By milo jj - 09/02/2022 21:59

Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 222

By goestoschoolonsnowdays - 12/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 716

You deserved it 3 147

velvel 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:33

big deal. if you mind that much, go out and get some.

deathartisan 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:39

I'm just to damn lazy. plus. I have more time for art and music while I'm single. :) find other stuff to occupy you op. then u don't have to worry about dates

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erikahhh 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:23

Find someone who deserves you! =D

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:07

That's sad

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:10

you know 13 your school may have gotten fifteen days off but here in ankeny we've only had 3 for these winters

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:11

sry bout my last comment the last part was ment to be deleted I hate typos and I'm on my iPod

SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:12

go out..get crazy

u_no_u_want_me 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:19

ur either a loser or a um...

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:30

that's not as bad as sum fmls although I agree that sucks some guys go out and buy condoms just to impress store clercks

reagkk 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:49

stop masturbating then

jthottie 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:19

damn 26. u can take me on a date anytime! lol

epaisseur 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:19

weird, I was just celebrating the snow. atliens ftw!

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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 491

You deserved it 3 817

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568

You deserved it 2 715

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Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 102

You deserved it 164

Today I had the dirtiest, kinkiest, most vividly realistic sex dream of my life. I was getting it on with Christopher Walken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 427

You deserved it 403

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

I agree, your life sucks 147 260

You deserved it 17 290

Today, for my birthday, my husband gave me a dress he stole from my wardrobe. It was the one I'd bought myself on my last birthday because he forgot to buy me anything, and gave me cash in a brown envelope. Not a birthday card, a brown envelope. FML

I agree, your life sucks 516

You deserved it 90

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 340

You deserved it 6 648

Today, I put something up for sale online. I provided all pertinent information in the description, and I had about a dozen replies. From the questions they asked, I have to conclude that NONE of those people actually read the description. FML

I agree, your life sucks 646

You deserved it 78

Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Happy When it Rains" by The Jesus and Mary Chain

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