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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By Anon - 27/05/2023 22:00

Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML

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By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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trexbby 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)

danipoo4u 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol

Comments

sweet_j_tbr 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:02

Luckiest iPhone Ever xD ! But Seriously OP, it's not a bad thing you know...

Fear_Der_Nacht 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:09

ur dick does to :)

Raleigh_bruh 7

Saturday 3 July 2010 22:23

I'd hope not.

elissamaleia 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:13

Omg, that's hilarious.

nebulon82 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:17

it totally works too. win!

penguin7 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:25

now everyone is def trying to do it. I know I have.

wishalf 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:27

how can i see those of my own replies?

kingkong954 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:30

hmmm...could I borrow yur iPhone for a couple of days

skippy182 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:38

I'm gonna try that

Bigchew 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:46

What a waste of time off, you had three days and a multi-touch screen. You should have learned to use both nipples to zoom in and out. That would have been impressive. I like to play tap hero with my ****!