By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 201
You deserved it 7 057

Same thing different taste

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;

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Personally I agree with the wife. The only things I think look good hairy are arms, legs, and armpits(as long as it isn't a jungle of it!), and only if the hair isn't bear fur. I mean, ew. Women wax, shave, etc., why shouldn't men? So I don't really see this as an FML. :/

varkey 7

not only ten year old boys are hairless you know, unless you're talking about legs; I have never shaved except for my mustache but am naturally hairless all over except for my legs which have thin hair, and my head and eyebrows of course. I have a thin mustache but i only shave it every month. and no, I am not a prepubescent young boy, i'm 25. this isn't a condition unique to me, it's actually not all that rare according to my doctor (he said about 1 in 10,000 have it... ok maybe that is rare, but definitely not unheard of). but FYL about the ingrown hairs......

Bonus points for trying to make your wife happy and going through the pain of a full body wax just for her!! Except she needs to accept you as you are!!! I hope she at least liked it. It will all be over soon and you will be hairy once again. Hopefully the hair is on the outside of your skin though and not ingrown cause that sounds very painful!!!

TheSofaKing 7

Any man who wants to get waxed should see 40 Year Old Virgin. Any man who lets their wife talk them into body waxing is not much of a man.

After a long day of walking my chicken, nothing beats a full body wax or exfoliation.

skyeyez9 24

55: I think native americans lack body and facial hair too. Well they have sime, but it is minimal like how you described in yourself.

aricababyy 22

uh...wow. like completely hairless? or or just the usuals? that must suck ass.

Kedy11 0

Ouch! Get the loofah and sum exfoliating body wash! Or just use tweezers. Either way, it's gonna hurt

Ooh. I wouldn't want to use tweezers to painfully extract what could quite possibly be an infected ingrown hair. It might work, but I'd think firstly that it would take a ridiculously long time since it's the whole body he's talking about, and secondly it would hurt like hell, wouldn't it? What guy's going to want tweezers near his junk?! Lol I guess in some cases scars could be left behind if the guy doesn't know how to do it right, too.

Nobody_Luvz_Me 0