Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to... - FML

By shrimp41 - 14/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 909

You deserved it 16 237

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 402

You deserved it 8 537

By HT BaaFly - 07/09/2011 15:08 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 241

You deserved it 5 415

My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 897

You deserved it 159

Lonely, so lonely…

By m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 466

You deserved it 7 927

By marge1010 - 08/03/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 989

You deserved it 10 022

By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 287

You deserved it 7 331

By piper55 - 10/05/2019 14:00

Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 563

You deserved it 307

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 291

You deserved it 8 405

Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 899

You deserved it 102

Remember socialising?

By Anonymous - 23/04/2020 23:00

Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 213

You deserved it 293

Next

Top comments

Rawrrr14 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:33

Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......

IronBird 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:57

I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)

Comments

fml_276 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:25

wow. that's sad...i hope life gets better for you.

MemeLOL 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:25

you def. need to go to some clubs and bars.

guitardedman 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:27

#2, thats the dumbest reversed fml ever.. OP, just walk around outside or something...its hard to judge based on where you live. im on a college campus so i can't go more than 5 minutes without someone texting me or banging on my door

01100110 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:29

Sounds like someone needs to get out more!

Phallus_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:35

And?

idontgiveone 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:47

Aww FYL you talk to guys at the drive thru(!)- seriously? so what? other people don't have nothing to live or eat and all you complain about is about you talking to the guy at the drive thru (probably ordering something that some people cant even afford). Get over yourself and start donating to charity - maybe then THEY will talk to you.

ChocolatexGames 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:50

HAHHAHAHA, aww but the can be cool!

maggiewalters 17

Friday 15 May 2009 3:52

you may need a friend.

Xero3g 5

Friday 15 May 2009 4:10

#13, I have actually done that.

waxstigmata 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:18

sucks for you, get some friends

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Keywords

Miscellaneous Embarrassing Awkward Sleep Work Love Dating Am I overreacting? Annoying Parents Health Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Public freakouts Fight Neighbours Cops Drugs Relatable Medication Dogs Animals Teenagers Ironic Video games Gamers Zoom

The Top

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 1 002

Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 876

You deserved it 2 095

The Top

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 191

You deserved it 2 626

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 366

You deserved it 4 159

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 013

You deserved it 5 938

Today, yet again, I got into an argument with my dad. I have a PhD in the subject. But he's "entitled to his opinion", for, as he said, he's read a summary of the history of the country in a tourist guidebook, and the general view doesn't have to be based on more detailed information. He also corrects me when I speak the language, which he doesn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 908

You deserved it 190

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 375

You deserved it 237

Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 550

You deserved it 269