By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 349
You deserved it 4 612

Same thing different taste

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evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.

froggi_fml 0

that's why u need to break up with her.

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xxxviii 5

Soooo, does that mean she only calls you when she is chit faced, flat on her bacl while doing your friends? I mean, a woman who isnt with you while drunk is basicly gonna be out there doing the rest of the population. I dont mean to say that that statement is an absolute but it is a pretty fair assumption that she had gotten drunk without you and in the company of others. These others whom she felt she could relax around and prob party with,,know what I mean?

you should bootycall some other bitch after u **** her of course

Are your joking? Any girl who only tells you that she likes you when she's drunk is not a girlfriend. Trust me. It's an awful mistake, and I'm sure that you wish she actually had feelings for you. But get off the internet and meet some nice people, you will be amazed at the number of awesome people in the world, forget the shitty ones (they are the easy ones most of the time). Don't be needy for love, you will find it someday. Until then, stop posting shitty things on FML unless your cat shit on your brake fluid and you crashed into a Denny's.

Stand_Up 0

Hey, that just mean if the bitch Ever calls you, she could admit she was cheating on you while she was drunk, just gotta look out for those things :D

sounds like it came right out of a stereos song ...