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both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "
Can't it be both!?
Yes. It can be both. Hence his comment. Go crawl in a corner
I think FML should right a book each year with that title. Fill it with the bet FML's of the year. Maybe not that exact title.
Dang it write*
And best*
I fail. :/
Maybe she was lonely and needed someone to talk to as well. It doesn't seem like a prank call if you had a thirty-minute conversation.
Aw, maybe she'll call again. Maybe they will fall in love! Definitely a better love story than Twilight.
I am to this day still searching for something that is not a better love story than Twilight...
You should go out more and meet new people. Just try to begin a conversation with someone over coffee or if they're working somewhere, create small talk. Try to get social interaction into your life. Girls aren't that scary.
Yes, yes we are.
Some of us carry angry bobcats.
Girls aren't scary until you marry them
Sometimes a drunk girl can be quite entertaining.
Toy Story reference!
Well at least you made a new friend
I wouldnt have even answered a call at 1 in the morning.
Drunk prank calls are the best! They're so easy to turn to your side
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Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college
both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "