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By Dutchee - 23/01/2012 11:27 - Netherlands

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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Where am I?

By Blind AF - 04/11/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML

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No place like home

By MrMagicMan000 - 25/08/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

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By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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No shit

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 11:00 - Australia - Aspley

Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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By nightmarestonite - 16/12/2013 21:54 - Canada

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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Never say easy

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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By Rochelle - 25/07/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Monday 23 January 2012 16:01

if you mean blueberry pancake, you're off the hook.

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 23 January 2012 16:05

I know what you mean pancakes can be very beautiful ... *sniffle*

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kahnforyourmom 2

Monday 23 January 2012 17:19

You probably just had a "peak experience" like the guy in the double rainbow video on YouTube.

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 23 January 2012 17:25

Spiritual enlightenment. Definitely. But freal, what are you smoking?

Sangostwin 2

Monday 23 January 2012 17:27

IB? Lol

whitperky 0

Monday 23 January 2012 17:32

Sounds like you're kind of an idiot.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 23 January 2012 17:44

For enjoying pancakes? No...

Doortje 29

Monday 23 January 2012 17:35

You're Dutch. Obviously just the pot doing its job.

stevob100 0

Monday 23 January 2012 17:41

Pancackes are beautiful....

TOXICxANARCHIST 0

Monday 23 January 2012 17:49

Pancakes are just amazing. Your not insane:D

Incredible_92 11

Monday 23 January 2012 17:50

Yeah like eating Brad Pitt, wait that came out wrong...

shooz89 3

Monday 23 January 2012 17:50

Your life doesn't suck! Hmmmm pancakes!

shooz89 3

Monday 23 January 2012 17:55

Your life doesn't suck! Hmmmm pancakes!

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Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML

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Today, I reached a total of 3 doctors, 1 therapist, 1 psychiatrist, and 5 prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML