By bill - 28/11/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 833
You deserved it 2 358

Same thing different taste

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Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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I told you your girl was a little on the hairy side.

You should take better care of the dog you don't have, then.

zebrapattern 6

um, so tell them? are you dumb?

robinsn 0

So obvious you should contest it. Be clear about the fact that you don't own a dog.

xmarkstheheart 0

See, this is an example of a posting that doesn't have the follow-up that clarifies things for you. Obviously, you'd just have to say to them "I don't have a dog," and things would be resolved.

checkurselfxxx 11

alright, who's yard did you poop in?