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By Bashit - 01/04/2012 01:00 - United States - Bullard

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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By thesixth - 02/03/2016 18:53 - Kenya

Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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Clueless

By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my dad got frustrated at me last month for not having a job and completely taking over my job searching, claiming it’s not that hard and he’d show me how it’s done. Since then, not one company has called or emailed him back and he doesn’t know why. Welcome to job searching in 2024, Dad. FML

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Probably not

By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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By author - 15/02/2014 02:28 - United States - Sicklerville

Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 02:01

Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML

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Thanks mom

By unemployed - 24/08/2012 18:00 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

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lajaynay 15

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:27

Shitty of your dad to do that, unprofessional for the company to hold that against you. Maybe you're better off.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:40

I didn't know 5 year olds were capable of having kids.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:15

I guess it means your dad would rather support you than have you earn a living working for a bunch of ignorant hillbillies. Enjoy your couch-time!

GoldenGrizzly 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:23

You don't have to, many Grammar Nazis can stand on their own.

eyecon502 13

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:29

So now how can you get your dad fired from his job? He deserves it.

epic13 12

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:39

April fools!

shrimp1234 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:46

^ I'm 14 ;)

Ohreo 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:48

Wow that just really blows. I would pummel my dad if that happened and he should be apologetic, considering how the economy is right now

KeyboardWarrior 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:23

I honestly thought that 15 was from a country where English may not be his first language. Turns out he's from the states. Not that it still couldn't be his second language, just highly unlikely. That said, that comment was in dire need of some basic punctuation and spell check.

lajaynay 15

Sunday 1 April 2012 18:17

You're also a creep. ^

MackenzieWells 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 18:17

Bad April fools joke??

DaniAngel 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:00

How do they deserve it? Their dad must know they need a job. That's just rude and disrespectful. I'm unemployed and had to move back home, but I'm going to school but having a job would help and my dad knows that.