By Alyssa - 31/03/2012 18:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
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Cad6 24

#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.

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Comments

muurph 4

Wait..how does whistling and coughing sound alike?

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Cad6 24

It doesn't. When someone has a cold, they cough, and wheeze, and the wheezing part probably explains the whistling.

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redbluegreen 40

OP is probably congested and is breathing through their nose, creating a whistling sound.

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DracoSpirita 21

It's called your nose gets stuffed up and it makes a whistling sound when you breathe out, dumbass.

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Cad6 24

#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.

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Jirekianu2 19

Sure, it was "sarcasm". Not the fact you made yourself look foolish and are trying to cover your stupidity

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MrSassypants 32

From know on when people try to cover up stupidity with sarcasm we are now going to call it "muurphing".

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emmagillespie24 11

They don't, but when your nose is stuffed up, it makes a whistling noise when you breathe.

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LMFAOallthetime 8

You guys are getting pretty pissed just because he made a stupid comment!

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alliebaba7 8

Wow that stinks.

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Aeroxx1337 17

There's a pun in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.

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2oc 5

At least OP won't be able to smell it.

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thatfrenchguy 8

A cold isn't too bad. I'm sure it'd stink more if he had diarrhea or something

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Shelta957 13

You should've stayed home sick, if your cold is causing that much of a disturbance

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berichsoon 11

Damn, See what happens when you try to be a good student and go to class even when you have a cold

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honeybuncher 3

Looks like you were given the cold shoulder *pun fail*

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ThecomingofTan 9

They're just in denial, honeybuncher. Your ass will always be irresistible to me.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I must avenge my eyes... With your death! *sharpens knife blindly*

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rpc3029 0

What the **** is wit your pic

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wlddog 14

I guess even schools can't teach some people. You would think teachers would be smart. They are always there so wouldn't they be able to thing a little? Guessing the answer is no.

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japtch 15

I read it 4 times. I still have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.

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sadistmonkey 19

edit: Nevermind, it was already said.

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Llama_Face89 33

He's saying that they've been to school to become a college professor, you'd think they'd be able to recognize symptoms of the common cold.

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HighGTurn 12

YDI for not standing up for yourself and explaining that you had a cold.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold." Glad i could help with your failing reading comprehention.

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xk75 4

The op's in (community) college. No one needs to "give" him or her a chance to explain, she's old enough to simply explain herself without waiting for permission to speak. What did they do, gag her?

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HighGTurn 12

It doesn't take much to just say "Sorry I have a cold"

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ManUrLifeSucks 1

Fyl for not being able to read

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tennisrapper1 14

Well, at least it's JUST a review lecture. I'm not saying its okay to miss those, but you're not missing out on new material. Just trying to look on the bright side! ;)

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micahsmommy 13

The song is "Whistle while you work" not "Whistle while you learn".

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