By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 12:45

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"

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Comments

bulletsinthewind 21

Been through that before. Hopefully there wasn't too much damage to your car. Hitting a deer is like hitting a wall

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Seabass_Chan 33

Except walls are less likely to get spooked and kick your windows in.

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sweetbliss3 37

did op actually hit the deer? I did laugh at this mental image but I do hope you're okay.

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nonsensical 26

I can confirm this

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Tripartita 44

I'm aware of different time zones, but damn, that's like three decades off.

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JustinJK 21

here in Ohio it was almost 70. we're usually receiving snow at this point.

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DoomSkuller 28

^ then we don't see snow again til after Christmas, usually

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Ashd09 30

It was around 75 here in Georgia. It's usually in the 30s or 40s at this time of year

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Tommy214 20

why is this thumbed down are people jealous or what? lol

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Tripartita 44

#46, the FML is that the cold weather caused a deer to slide out in front of the OP's vehicle, and #2 said that it isn't cold where they live. It's about as useful a comment as "my spouse didn't cheat on me today" in response to an infidelity FML or posting "I can afford to live comfortably" on an FML about being poor.

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Tommy214 20

#62 it's about weather so it's basically the same lol

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doge_ram 16

oh deer. it must have been hard. ill show myself out

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PePziNL 20

No, I'll snow you out. There's the deer.

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Welshite 39

He was practicing for Christmas Eve because no one ever told him he wasn't a reindeer. Don't dash his dreams!

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doge_ram 16

i dont wanna dash his dreams but i think they're solattered all over the dashboard

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sturschaedel 27

Oh no, OP killed Rudolph! What a grinch :'(

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Balphleair 24

Ouch OP. Hope you and your car are okay.

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TAntobella 14

Really? The car? Not the deer? Congratulations on your sensitivity.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

How was it explaining that to the police? "No, you heard correctly, Officer. HE slid into ME."

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interesting33 36

I'm guessing the deer was killed. I hope you are okay OP

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0h_Boy 26

I think Blitzen needs to work on his landing

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Chloe555_fml 27

This will start next month, so not ready :( (Loving the 60's in Ohio this weekend)

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bridges13 19

While reading this FML in the car, we had a deer jump out in front of us

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