Miscellaneous: Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 20:06 - United States

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

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By lalalee - 18/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By Flandre - 23/12/2018 11:55

Today, I gave over $100 to my online friend in presents for Christmas, only to find out he can't use any because of his strict parents. FML

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By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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By noononononono - 21/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML

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midoridoll 3

Monday 2 January 2012 0:42

Internet? The store could have a website you could order from

amii_boi 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:41

Ship it to me :P

Comments

stamperdt 3

Monday 2 January 2012 0:43

Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 1:05

No, what is this, so called, "internet"? Never heard of it before. Going to google it.

Liimitless 6

Monday 2 January 2012 1:30

What's google?

gntfmlingnow 12

Monday 2 January 2012 1:39

I'm decently sure he's heard of the Internet from his posting this on a website. But maybe that's just a fluke.

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 1:44

84 - google it

Monkeybuttcream 4

Monday 2 January 2012 2:30

Not sure what a "google" is- bing can't find it, then again, bing can't find shit.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Monday 2 January 2012 4:10

128, I can find shit. Get back to me in a couple of hours if you need some.

seriouslythat 6

Monday 2 January 2012 0:44

Most stores have a website so you can shop online so maybe you can search and see if the store has a website.

iFizzgig 11

Monday 2 January 2012 0:44

See if they have a Internet store

vwjunkie747 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:45

Try the Internet

ICATiger 13

Monday 2 January 2012 0:45

Still he spent $200 on you so be happy!!

mserrato 8

Monday 2 January 2012 0:45

At least you got a gift

M0rt 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:46

Canadians, eh?

ICATiger 13

Monday 2 January 2012 1:14

Don't mock them cause they make your bacon!!

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:21

No i mock them cause they are french, therfore their women are hairy.

giowu 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:46

Trolled by ur dad lawll

ICATiger 13

Monday 2 January 2012 0:57

They see me trolling they hating....

Badab1ng 5

Monday 2 January 2012 2:56

Rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and troll-y

bubo_fml 10

Monday 2 January 2012 0:46

Tell that commie pinko hippie draft dodgin' Dad of yours to send a postal order next time!!

seeb49 7

Monday 2 January 2012 1:13

Republican?

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 2 January 2012 4:27

55 - No. Mental ward patient.

gntfmlingnow 12

Monday 2 January 2012 7:43

I think he was trolling. Not sure.

seeb49 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:51

Me or 22? Because if you're talking about me I don't see where you would've detected trolling. Its a reasonable comment. I've honestly never met a Republican that doesn't use that kind of rhetoric.