It would be cute if it said who it's from.

Holy ******* shit, I hope the lemons won't end up burning your house down!

Second lemon was wayyy too creepy. Hide under your blanket till this shit passes. Or do whatever you want to...

Oh my! Good luck OP

Good Luck! I hope you find out who it is so you can put an end to this.

102 it's a Trojan lemon attack!

That's a little odd. You'd think the person would give you say something more or at least give you a hint. Do you have a in joke with a friend something to do with lemons or a friend that really likes the Will Sasso Lemon videos on Vines?

that IS troubling

I know this may sound really weird, but if you get more lemons.. I'd call your parents about it or the authorities. Someone who's sending you lemons saying "Date Me" is obviously not right in the head.

Start going around, saying that you've started dating life itself. I mean, "Life" did give you the lemons...

Everything comes in threes, I'd say this lemon head will reveal themselves with the next lemon...prepare yourself.

Eek that can't be good.

Call the cops

Why not leave a note back saying the gesture is creeping you out and the person needs to stop and/or identify themselves or the mailbox will be put under surveillance by authorities.

Draw a dead face on the lemon and spear it on a stick beside your mailbox. They might change their minds on wanting to date you.

So if you keep getting them, are they being mailed or just put in your box or on your step? If they were just placed, I say retaliate. Make your own box for this person and let them know you're weirded out by sticking something random in there and writing your own note. lol. Might work.

Combustible lemons!

I feel horrible saying this but i laughed reading the fml, and i laughed again at your comment. Still, i wish you luck as you struggle with this unusual scenario.

Spontaneously combustible lemons :)

Maybe there's an address on the box?

I just realized what you should do! Omay OP, leave a lemon in your mailbox saying "Yes". Maybe the lemoner is just dropping them off. Then once they see it, they will approach you in person. Then you can get his name and nake his life hell!

Return to sender! Report that, that's disturbing, and I'm pretty sure it's some kind of harassment!

First one could've been passed off as quirky/sweet, second one takes it into the realms of creepy... Do you reckon it's just a friend messing with you?

That's really creepy. Sounds like a stalker to me. Contact the police and show them the notes and the lemons (or at least the second one).

Ignore my past comment. I sent it without knowing the problem had been resolved and that it was just a bet.

Write today's date on it and put it back where you found it.

Go on a date with life. It's the only way.

Call the cops!

Run run and don't look back!!!

It sounds like a prank to me op, but id sleep with a chef's knife under your pillow for a while just in case. Also #162 your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.

I think is a very elaborate joke done by your friends

Genius. OP, you should do that!!

Keep following this up, OP! If you find a lemon with a knife stabbed through it, I think it's time to move... You should keep an eye on the Mailbox...

Toch apart...

This sounds like a very botched black magic ritual. I know it sounds silly, but those who practice magic have spells and rituals for all sorts of things. This is similar to one that is a love spell. There is also one where the lemon is used as a voodoo of sorts, where the person pricks the lemon to hurt another person. There is also one where you cut the lemon, pin names on pieces of paper to the lemon, etc... Anywho, I recommend you call the authorities to get it to stop :)

Let us know who it is when you find out!

I'm thinking that #162 is the lemoner...

Where do you see that info?

Ignore my previous comment :-) nvm, i found it

No! That could be really dangerous, especially if the person is actually a stalker and already obsessed. Any confirmation will only validate their bad behavior and potentially increase it.

Now is the time to talk to the police.

Report it to the police. Idc if people sat that's 'over reacting,' I feel like some how that person is breaking a law. And if there's an address on the box try and see if you can find out who it is.

Well the first one seemed harmless, this one not so much. Anyways, get into arts and crafts and make a pineapple style grenade. After that, write a note saying "When life gives me lemons, I give pineapples back." I'd put it in the mail after the mailman comes, just in case, y'know.

Dude nice portal 2 reference

Honestly one of the smartest things to do.

Great solution, I agree with you.

Oh yeaaaa what will the call be like: "hello!? Police!! Someone sent me a lemon! Come quick!!!"

I thought it was cute too! If he persists anymore it might be creepy.

at first thought, it's cute until u realize u don't know who it is n then u start to think "how the hell does this person know my name and address?"... then it snowballs into fear, paranoia, and finally a desire to put out a PPO and buy a gun and increase the security alarm system to your house n car...ijs