Miscellaneous: Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know... - FML

By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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YayItsYasmine 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:50

Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.

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cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

BadApple88 29

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Awww that is cute and original

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bobbydeblob123 2

Monday 16 September 2013 4:11

Just have a webcam watch it and have it record

Nederlander95 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 18:59

This is an issue how?

CaroAurelia 12

Thursday 20 November 2014 20:57

That's actually really good. The person should probably include their name, though.

burnforeternity 30

Sunday 2 October 2016 21:33

I should use this sometime, it seems like it would work really well.

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