Money: Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2012 17:52 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

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By fleetingmemories - 29/11/2013 23:55 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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Pay up

By ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV - 07/11/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By kat - 28/11/2018 15:30

Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Alex - 21/11/2018 03:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML

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holyshitbatman 20

Monday 24 December 2012 2:45

you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time

KVKdragon 26

Monday 24 December 2012 2:46

This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)

Comments

5n000w 4

Monday 24 December 2012 6:39

Am I the one only that thinks OP deserves it for trying to buy an iPhone on Craigslist? Why would you trust people you don't know these days...?

thapora 8

Monday 24 December 2012 6:39

Your the dumbass who bought an iPhone through the mail on Craigslist!

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 24 December 2012 6:42

Today, I'm in the hospital because some enraged man showed up at my door and beat me senseless because some asshole gypped him and used my return adress instead of his own...

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 24 December 2012 6:43

Wow. I hope you press charges.

VolleyAly 14

Monday 24 December 2012 8:04

That seems like the obvious solution! Unfortunately, since her husband assaulted a person, it makes the whole process a little more jumbled

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 24 December 2012 18:27

No it doesn't. I studied the Law as a Legal Assistant. She has the guys address so technically she can still press charges. It's not that hard but her husband will be brought up on assault charges. Can't say that it was in self defense either

ouimetnick 10

Monday 24 December 2012 6:47

A similar incident happened on eBay several years back... Judge Judy straightened the seller out.

buster409_fml 2

Monday 24 December 2012 6:47

Sounds like a win to me lol

FemskyD 26

Monday 24 December 2012 6:57

Maybe he didnt see this trough completly but i really wanted to see that guys face xD kock,knock.. Its meee! followed by a straight punch =D go team!!