By fleetingmemories - 29/11/2013 23:55 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
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carelessxdanger 9

did they give you a lower bail bond in light of the black friday spirit? (:

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cheshirecat13242 32

Yeah--don't F with a man's capability to make toast..

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wcc7777777 5

The next best thing to sliced bread? Heated to a crisp sliced bread

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JMichael 25

Put some butter and cinnamon on that shit and it makes toast soooo worth it

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154rct 7

"All toasters, toast toast." --Mario

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carelessxdanger 9

did they give you a lower bail bond in light of the black friday spirit? (:

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zandalee 19

No because the police thought he was too toasted.

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mallu86 9

90% off and they did accept the buy one get one free coupon. It couldn't get any better than that.

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Nyx_fml 23

I'm sure it wasn't just ANY toaster. I mean, who would do that for a simple toaster? Must have been the Little Brave Toaster.

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Comet_Candy 23

It must make some pretty godly toast.

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tpm45 25

Bet it was a toaster oven. Cold War style baby.

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TheCrispyCat 20

It was probably a Toaster-Radio on sale for $5

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Killswitchknot 20

That better have been the greatest toaster in the world for anyone to fight for it.

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onlychildFTW 33

Maybe it's a 6 slice toaster! Can't go wrong with that.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Yeah, how many pieces of toast do you put into this toaster?

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AGhost5445 25

The things we do for toasters huh

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lindora 35

I can't believe people are so heavily manipulated by money. Sheeple.

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dreadbeat69 12

It was a good post until you ruined it with "sheeple". Come on...

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Flowtastic 16

Or manipulated in general to do a seductive selfie while looking like they tried on mascara and eyeliner for the first time ever... Sheeple indeed!

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

51- You should really tell her to put ice on such a severe burn.

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Link5794 18

Actually, ice can damage the burnt tissue even more. Cold water is better.

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isallwaysme 27

well, did the other guy punch your husband first or..? we need a little more detail

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inkdeath87 18

We all need a cheap toaster, geez.

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fishstick557 14

Guess his buns got toasted

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