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By Wrabel - 08/06/2015 16:00 - Germany - Mainz

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Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 454
You deserved it 9 955

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...

nonsensical 26

That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.

Comments

I know how you feel. My mom opened a package for me from Amazon once and saw the vibrator I had ordered. I was pissed.

No offense, but that's when you cuss you momma out!

That's a federal crime. She's not allowed to open mail that isn't hers regardless if you're her child even if you're underage.

Yeah, but I doubt they'd sue their own mother.

It's not a matter of suing. If OP reported it, she could get a huge fine and jail time. It is a federal crime to open someone else's mail. Besides, do you watch tv? Lots of people sue their own family, and for worse reasons than mail fraud.

Hahaha I like how your mom opened the package. I am curious what her reaction was

MzZombicidal 36

It's illegal for her to open your mail.

No. That's a federal crime and she should be charged. Opening your mail, good Lord!

It's best to have those held at the post office so your parents can't snoop through your mail...so you have a little problem...everyone needs to be confident and that your way of being more confident so be it

It's not cool to go through other people people mail. Your mom may be a nice lady but that was a shit move so she has become a bitch in my eyes.