Transportation: Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even... - FML

By jam - 11/02/2012 07:03 - Australia

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 19:22 - Canada

Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By toosmall - 23/10/2016 21:27

Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML

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By frustrated - 04/09/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML

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By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML

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By lostcar - 26/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:07

Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:07

How's your car only $147 and functioning?

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deadeyedex 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:14

My iPod is worth more hell my watch is worth more

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:14

Have you considered the benefits of cycling?

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:01

80's Corolla, junky as hell? Probably xD

V4mp1r3_K4t 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:04

Your car isn't even worth $147? OP, do you drive a home-made go-kart by any chance?

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:22

Piece of shit car . . .

sparkrok 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:25

10 - you don't have to buy cars from dealers. I got my '69 chevy pickup for $500 and my '67 chevy pickup for $700. old rigs can get pretty cheap, especially if they are pieces of junk.

cosmosis 12

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:46

I bought a 96 toyota corolla for my girlfriend for $350. Its runs and has 2 months rego on it. Gotta love repossession sales:)

wokawokanomnom 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:22

Step 1: buy a better car Step 2: dont be an idiot on where you park

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:44

Get a new car then, that way you won't be so guilty about a parking ticket

BradleysMommie 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:44

What kind of car do you have?!?

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