Kids: Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently,... - FML

By iKaite - 15/01/2010 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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iKaite 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:03

rofl, dont worry I told him off and sent him to bed without cake.

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BlueTwist89 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:37

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

lolfmlfail 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:20

pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer

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01rocktaco 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:27

You are a drug dealer... one that deals out drugs much worse than your average "blue collar" dealer.

applecat 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:33

hahahaha. kids say the say the craziest things

XxSKELETOxX 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:53

OP spelled 'apparently' wrong. :P

Carbonchild 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:01

You are a drug dealer, you just happen to trade for the most powerful cartels around.

Erindub 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:16

You are a drug dealer ha, ha deal with it : )

DutchCourage 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:10

+1 for the "you are a drug dealer" group. You ARE, and one of the worst kinds: a legal one...

alexblue 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:13

should be your FML then!

Major_General 10

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:15

Essentially true

Stay_Fly_Shy 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:40

lol omg the kid mustve heard that somewhere. I can't imagine a child referring to medicine as drugs lol. but you know your life isn't necessarily ******, just a misunderstanding.

Moeey 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:41

Where's bill Cosby when you need him!?

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