Kids: Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently,... - FML

By iKaite - 15/01/2010 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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iKaite 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:03

rofl, dont worry I told him off and sent him to bed without cake.

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BlueTwist89 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:37

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

lolfmlfail 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:20

pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer

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MottorWeed 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:31

LMFAO!!! thats hilariouse!! too bad my moms not a drug dealer, i hate her tho maybe ill start telling ppl she is lmfao

Twi_lover_EC 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:04

LOL! I know a little kid who would do the same exact thing!!!!!;)

talikarni 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:49

I say this classifies as both: YDI for not explaining the difference, but it does suck that he said that

WhoaItsDiana 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:44

LOL! My mom's a pharmacist so I joke that she's a "legal drug dealer" except no one understands until I tell them that she's a pharmacist. Some people actually take me seriously.

iloveantonio 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:38

hahaha

xXscream_girlXx 0

Monday 17 May 2010 7:15

lol. I'd just laugh it off and call it cute OP! :). cuz it is kinda cute how little kids confuse things. :)

sowaaa 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:31

i lol'd :)

xXmoeXx 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:33

awww lol.. OP... sorry that now people think ur a Drug Dealing Pharmacist jk

WillyShakes 0

Monday 19 July 2010 2:40

Lmao! Your kid is my hero.

ambersayshii123 17

Friday 13 July 2018 9:32

I agree

Alexis9194 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 21:25

Apparently, you dont know how to spell either.

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