Love: Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend... - FML

By puzzled - 10/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

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dynalda 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:21

For clarification, the first part of the letter, which I had pieced together, sounded like it was going to be a love letter. He was talking about how love was a puzzle and usually the pieces fit together perfectly, but sometimes it takes a little bit of work and effort to put together. Then he started talking about our relationship and all the fun times we've had. Then came the last piece. He ended by saying that our puzzle was a waste of time and should have been left out on the table unfinished, where hopefully the pieces would get lost and the puzzle could be thrown away.

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Fredzter 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:11

Aaaw, isn't that cute? :D

plethora 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:23

How many pieces was the puzzle? Cause, how did it take you until the very end to realise it wasn't a love letter? On the upside, you've just given me an awesome idea for a love letter.

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dramakat11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:02

That's just cruel. Did you cheat on him or something?

MechaMew2 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:08

But I gotta hand it to you, creative author name.

EnviousAlice 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:34

Wow, that was rude of him. Creative, but cruel. At least he wasted a bunch of money on postage stamps.

Success 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:04

That's awesome

adamford130 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:38

Why did he do that? Because he's too much of a spineless wimp to tell you to your face.

KitteySniper 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:26

Wow. . . that's one I haven't heard of.

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 12 June 2009 13:24

#10 nailed it. "Romantically awful". That describes it perfectly.

SublatePandemic 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:44

He scores points for originality.

jenned_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:45

oh, come on guys. This didn't really happen.

jess09_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:39

i agree with #147 how can you not realise until the final piece, that'd only show a few words...if it did even happen

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