By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
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GreyJedi 10

I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

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TheBitchSlayer 12

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

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devildog562 33

I swear I thought you were with a minion in your photo. That would have been epic. Stop minion discrimination.

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TheKingKen 22

Damn. What did the minions do to you?

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fakedsincerity 32

It appears FML is full of minion-lovers. I got my eye on you all. >.>

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DaRito 25

Screw minions, I can't go on any social media for 5 minutes without seeing a quoted minion created by some grandma.

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devildog562 33

@14 Those bananas can do some permanent damage to some girls... Damn the mods took out the guy before me and now my last comment makes no sense...

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BlueHorizons 8

This was very clearly sarcasm. Smh at all the down votes.

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DFMLharsh 20

#2 Boyfriend didn't say i love you Leave him immediately?

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Welshite 39

That minion is the first of many. Embrace your villainhood.

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menja 29

What's wrong with minions? Minions are smart, loyal, loving and so much more!

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danceinconverse 25

**** you and your bananas.

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menja 29

Swanson! It's expected of you to be a cynic. Sadly you're not evil enough to be considdered an appropriate villain to work for, or you'd know just how wonderful minions really are.

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PePziNL 20

They are also annoying and EVERYWHERE.

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sstahpp 33

What message came with the minion?? Because shit..some of those are tear jerkers.

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Mauskau 35

I hope it was the purple one with funny teeth that looks like it's thinking "ugh, come on", the same face we pull when our mum is too busy talking when you want to leave.

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sstahpp 33

Haha I'd use the purple one as a break up message :D

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TheBitchSlayer 12

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

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kingnothing123x 11

Just one minion says it all Hun he's a creepy ?

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mds9986 24

9- nobody may ever know.

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Miss_Chevious 37

"chubejo...love!!" banana language says it all

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danceinconverse 25

No. No it does not. That's literally the ******* point.

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sstahpp 33

42..you're a very uphappy person,aren't you?

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iceykiller 8

Maybe his name is Bob and then that would make him KING BOB

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GreyJedi 10

I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

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failedgamer01 20

I think it means he wants to give you his banana ;)

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danceinconverse 25

I may hate minions, but that was good.

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