Health: Today, I received the good news that my spine looks normal. Either...

By Wheel chair bound - 16/12/2016 21:14 - United States - Marion

Today, I received the good news that my spine looks normal. Either the degenerative disc that was diagnosed 5 years prior magically healed, or my current doctor is an idiot. Considering that it's felt like someone is chiseling into my spine for some days, I'm leaning toward the latter. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 02/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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By RAHrahRAH - 15/01/2010 02:07 - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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By Hoover - 01/12/2018 03:00

Today, my parents brought me to the doctor because I was faking a headache. One thing led to another, and it turns out I have a tumor pressing against my spine. FML

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By ouch - 27/01/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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By CallMeCherry - 26/08/2020 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to "permanently and irrevocably" damage my spine. How? By bending down and picking up a piece of paper. According to my doctor, essentially I need to, "bend over like a stripper if I want to pick something up." FML

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By peachezthelette - 12/04/2021 20:00

Today, my job threatened to fire me because I left work early. I left because I can't sit, stand, lay down or walk due to back pain. I went to my doctor after leaving work and turns out I have a herniated disc. My job still doesn't care, and my job is now in jeopardy. FML

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By Bobby - 29/05/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a bone and joint specialist because of excruciating back pain. Before the examination, the doctor told me that the possible reasons for the pain could be arthritis, sciatica, or scoliosis. After the examination, I found out that I have all three. FML

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By Less - 07/03/2011 19:39 - Reserved

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 19:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 17 December 2016 2:34

Don't know why you're ignoring option three: your doctor is being paid off by a coalition of spine gnomes who are mining for spine gold. The longer you remain ignorant, the more they get.

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 17 December 2016 2:28

Perhaps find a second opinion

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darkshadus 10

Saturday 17 December 2016 21:43

I have deteriating disk disease myself I used to be 6ft tall and and now I'm 5ft 8 in the pain is extruciating. A good Orthopedic Dr is one you want to have so I recommend a second as I have done because the first dr told me it was just sciatica

ForSeriousReally 17

Sunday 18 December 2016 0:52

I had a doctor like that once. You have my sympathies.

JGreene2452 0

Sunday 18 December 2016 6:39

The simplest solution is to make an appointment with an orthopedic doctor to have your spine looked at. Do not go get a referral from your primary care physician because you'll have to pay for two doctor's visits instead of one and your doctor might refuse to give you the referral.

Timothy469_fml 6

Monday 19 December 2016 5:08

An xray may not show disc disease. The simple answer is that you need an MRI.

geevee 1

Wednesday 21 December 2016 6:53

Depending on how far gone the disc is, an x-ray can show it but yes, an MRI is much more detailed and will also show other things as well, such as bulging, ruptures, tears, etc. A good MRI and a good doctor who can properly read them is a must.