Today, I remembered that this app existed and decided to download...

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 00:06 - United States - Wamego

Today, I remembered that this app existed and decided to download it again. Then I realized I'm already archaic and I'm only 22. I thought this was my prime, how are 19 year-olds calling me "Unc" already? FML

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