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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

oh thats gotta "sting"!

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Friday 29 April 2011 9:04

I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees

Comments

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 2 May 2011 1:05

I don't understand...doesn't everyone put a beehive on your doorknobs when your folks are on holidays?

andre5006 2

Monday 2 May 2011 2:37

I'm from Jamaica recently migrated to ny tell all your friends to visit Jamaica they need the tourism

skelator 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:27

Hive*

ChaosOfDarkness 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:05

High performance fumigation time! Don't ask

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 2 May 2012 9:11

You deserved if!

Likian5 26

Friday 13 July 2012 8:03

Shit, I can't tell if this really IS an FML moment, or if you actually deserved it.... :/

dawnet 5

Monday 31 December 2012 6:28

at least it wasn't 3 months. my family forgot about the moisture buildup in our basement. since we shut off all our power, the humidity regulator stopped as well. we returned home with a moldy basement. mold everywhere... ping pong table, pool table, walls, ceilings... it was horrible