Love: Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee....

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 10:17 - United States

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Thursday 23 November 2017 20:31

... at least they waited until after the wedding, so you didn't have to deal with the awkward explanation that people would have wanted? Plus you didn't have to say your vows worrying about if you would be stepping siblings in a few years.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 12 December 2017 19:29

At least they're happy. I don't see any problems with it aside from the obvious one that really doesn't make you related by blood.

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Scáthach_1699204304 5

Wednesday 13 December 2017 14:17

Good for him?

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 16 December 2017 2:20

Are your parents divorced? Are his? (Or is either of them widowed?) Provided neither of them broke up a marriage to start seeing each other, that's not a horrible thing, provided you get along with your MIL. It'll cause less conflict when you visit your families during the holidays.