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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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You deserved it 1 005

Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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You deserved it 516

Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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You deserved it 13 692

The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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You deserved it 7 658

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:10

Damn, I've been looking for those.

bree128 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:08

happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!

Comments

vincespektor 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:22

all of u guys who comment are ****** douches. don't hate because his fml got published an ur pathetic ones didn't. asscunts

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:40

Hey! I remember that FML... You're still stupid, Brave_Sir_Robin.

ibrett93 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:17

I hate girls like that, and since you were gone for six weeks working your ass off in.. let me guess, on an oil-rig? Considering you live in Texas. Yeah, well I would probably take everything from her, leave her butt naked and kick her out. she's pathetic.

sasonzal 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:22

@kas,**** insane clown *******,and OP I aggre with the other dude,maybe she got you that jeans as a present or somthing

EllyH 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:22

Maybe her brother or someone growed out them and gave them to you, and your girlfriend forgot to mention it and just left them in your closet.. Or do you suppose the guy she cheated with left with no pants?? Or that he kept stuff there? Kind of, unlikely.. But just ask her whats up with the jeans?

harmony88 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:34

The guy could have left with a pair of OP's pants....

Thunderbender 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:23

*tries to argue but is distracted by #34's beautiful picture*

almostalbino 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:00

definitely. He realized how gay his pants were, and stole OP's...

crowdish 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:24

Today, my boyfriend came home after 6 weeks and found the new jeans I bought him in his closet. Then he accused me of cheating on him. FML. Seriously dude, there's lots of explanations for this that doesn't involve her cheating on you. It's really not enough evidence and if you blame her for it without getting any more information, you're a dick.

Batman4890 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:26

maybe she got you some as a coming home prezzie? but think about it this way if she was cheating on you the guy must of left with no trousers on so well draw your own conclusion...

AGGoddess 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:37

There are lots of possible explanations for this. Maybe they are hers and they got mixed in with your clothes. Maybe she bought them for you.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:39

Why wuld she buy him new jeans..in a brand he doesnt wear, take them out of the bag and remove the tags? Stupid. But she also culd have had someone spend the night, meaning he may have had spare clothing. She's a stupid cheater, kick her out.

iBoy95 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:42

why doesn't my fml get posted?

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:44

Your life isn't '******' enough. Try committing suicide :)

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:46

...because it's stupid...:)

iBoy95 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:49

do I have to post it a million times bfore they post it?

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:05

No, one time is enough. If you keep posting it, they'll never accept it. Make sure your FML follows the guidelines. Most FML's get rejected, it's normal.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:06

Hi! Brave_Sir_Robin here with some good tips about getting your own FML approved*: 1) Clear your mind of all thought. Taking a dump (especially in the middle of a crowded elevator) is a great way to accomplish this. 2) Think back to when you were just a fetus in your mom/dad's uterus and, with that mindset, begin typing the first thoughts that come to mind. I just start thinking about nuking Antarctica right away, as an example. 3) PROOFREAD! The one thing moderators will approve almost immediately is when your submission is full of grammatical and spelling errors. The harder your eyes and brain strain to read the submission, the greater the chance your FML will be approved. 4) Talk about topics interesting to a 10-year-old. The more immaturity and "Real World" drama the submission contains, the better your chances are for getting an approval! 5) FREE PARKING! 6) Never use lists of seven. *Disclaimer - Brave_Sir_Robin's comments are representative of his own views and therefore do not necessarily reflect the moderators of Fmylife.com. Brave_Sir_Robin is a registered trademark of Sirin who controls his mind at all times. Brave_Sir_Robin has also never had any of his FML submission approved.

Jen_J_the_J 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:43

eh no likely snickerdoodles, if a guys sleeping at a girls house whos boyfriend is away, its highly unlikely hes there for a slumber party and brough a change of clothes, his jammies mayb a tooth brush and some tissues in case the soopy girly movies got out of hand. OP dont draw a conclusion til u know all the facts, hopefullu she wasnt cheating.