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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:10

Damn, I've been looking for those.

bree128 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:08

happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:47

She probably sewed Levi's patches on your Wal*Mart jeans to hide her shame that you are a loser.

griffener 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:46

perdix always makes me laugh... but yeah, there is probably a better explanation...

MangeMoi_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:57

All of yu are annoying for being annoyed. Yur stupid comments only encourage the things that you're annoyed with.

sika_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:03

FYL for not wearing Levi's! Seriously, as far as I'm concerned they're the only REAL jeans anyway. What the **** do you wear? Jordache?

springrider 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:07

haha

adtrsteveo 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:44

no you wera matix or volcom duhhhhhhh. come on man

alfalfalaffa 17

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:17

BIATCH!

ksf_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:19

big deal maybe she went shopping for u or something while u wer away!

stereotype_eater 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:51

Did you confront her about said jeans? I like how people argue on here, its sorta cute.

c0nfuzzled 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:53

YDI for not owning Levis

talonbronson 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:35

I think this fml jumped to a conclusion. it would be very strange for a guy to be at your girlfriends house, **** her, then leave.... without his jeans. that doesn't make any sense. definitely a possibility, but there are other explanations that are way more likely.