Work: Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in...

By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Cat spooking season

By Trisha - 25/08/2023 20:00 - United States - San Bernadino

Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Jenjen87 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:51

HAHAHA! omg i vividly remember this happening to me in elementary school... 5th grade (10+ years ago... traumatic)! I put on my jeans and yesterday's panties dropped from one of the legs. Suddenly there were mystery panties in the classroom ::gasp::!!!! I ewwwwwwwd along with everyone else.

pardonski 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:15

i don't know but "who the nut sack" makes me want to punch you for some reason

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Jenjen87 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:51

SAF_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:07

normal people put and take off pants and boxers separately.. and #18 is right who the nut sack wears jeans to a meeting?

pardonski 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:15

i don't know but "who the nut sack" makes me want to punch you for some reason

allie2590 31

Saturday 7 September 2013 20:42

20 - Such a STUPID comment, but "who the nut sack" literally made me laugh out loud.

whoamygosh29 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:17

the same thing happened to me! except it was a thong!! and i was at school with a room full of classmates. lol!

Glickstick 0

Monday 16 March 2009 10:12

I truthfully don't understand how they got to the bottom of your leg? People are saying this happened to them too. I've never heard of this.

iceex56 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:54

there was another pair of boxers or whatever and they didn't realize they were stuck in their jeans until they fell out , like in the OP's situation, in the middle of a meeting ...

s_t_e_p_h 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:30

Why were you wearing jeans to a meeting? And if it was a meeting, why not clean pants?

crchara 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:17

I was wondering the same thing

mike7236 5

Tuesday 1 July 2014 1:17

Maybe one or more of these reasons: 1. Jeans for Genes day 2. Casual Friday 3. Their business does not directly deal with clients or enforce any kind of business attire, so they wear "smart casual" like jeans etc. 4. For some reason they didn't have any business attire available that morning. And as for why they would wear their jeans twice in a row.. denim is a material that can be worn multiple times before it needs to be washed, twice in a row isn't so bad, provided they didn't get them very dirty the first time.

fsamslife92 8

Friday 27 March 2009 0:22

I agree #4. I've never had any problems like this and I have no idea how underwear (which SHOULD be at the TOP of your pants) get to the bottom of your leg while under your pants.

Odiny147 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:57

#6 he took off his pants with the boxers and then put it on the next day not knowing that the boxers were in there!

LexyLithium 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:52

Yesterdays underwear still stuck in the old jeans. He had other underwear on. +facepalm+ wow some people shouldnt comment if they dont know wtf they are talking about.

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:00

The underwear gets bunched up when you take your pants off and when you put them back on gets pushed down a leg hole and then pops out near the cuff at the best possible time

xMooMoox 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:11

To further explain #4 and 6 when you take off your pants you take off your underwear too. You leave them inside the pants and forget that they are in there. Then when you put them on they are inside of one of the leg holes and fall out the bottom at a horrible moment. I am terrified of this happening to me! I always shake my pants out!

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 23 September 2015 14:06

Easy solution: JUST TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST AND YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF SECOND! It's really not that hard... In fact, I thought everyone takes them off one at a time/separately, but clearly I'm wrong.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:56

Yeah, it sucks when that happens.

MattGil 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:42

duude same thing happened to me but at school.

RedneckWoman1990 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:49

I agree with #5. And how could you not tell that something was inhabiting your pants leg? Most people I know will at least shake their pants out before putting them on if they are rewearing them