Health: Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable...

By Sick As Hell - 27/04/2016 07:22 - United States - Urbandale

Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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sempisaviour 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 19:54

Seriously? Did that delivery boy think you were going to kill him? FYL, and **** anyone who said YDI.

feven 32

Wednesday 27 April 2016 20:06

He probably didn't want to catch whatever you had. But wow, the flu and pink eye? You must be miserable.. Good luck.

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RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:03

That is pretty rough. It's only temporary though. You'll be back at it in no time!

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:19

Well, **** me sideways and call me Betty. That is pretty terrible, and would result in any normal human curling into a sentient ball of misery on the floor and contemplating "accidentally" falling onto a kitchen knife. Get some medicine and vitamin C, and get TONS of rest, and you will recover soon.

AdamToddBrown 2

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:22

Yeah. I'm sure that happened.

cjl922 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:20

Call Doctor Dre

cpol304 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:40

That sucks op hope you get better soon.

Goku_vs_Superman 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:54

You sound like you belong on the walking dead

delichick 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 1:31

First, I doubt it was as bad as you say it was, youre sick, and overly sensitive. Second if the delivery did that, it was unprofessional. Mind you, I also work with the public and would freak if someone came into my work with the flu and pink eye..I cant afford time off and am akready dealing with an undiagnosed chronic condition since last summer. Feel better soon

dannidoll93 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 2:01

It isn't all about you, darling.

Kitouran 30

Thursday 28 April 2016 3:56

Totally agreeing with #29. It isn't about you. Also, way to add the feel better thing so you didn't sound like a complete asshole, but I've dealt with a sprained ankle and the flu before (not at the same time along with pink eye, yikes), and I can tell you that OP's lucky they can muster up the strength to get to the front door. And by the way, delivery people don't work in the same environment as office dwellers, and are expected to deal with customers who are less than presentable. That means OP could have showed up wearing nothing but cream cheese on their nethers and a tin foil hat, and the delivery guy should have ignored it and done his job.