By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 169
You deserved it 15 006

brandogg tells us more.

brandogg 13

Just so you know, it was a really long and also it spiraled

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

dudeutookhrs 24

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

140 1
False_Stupidity 41

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

140 3

Comments

eski2015 22

I messed up waste of #2 down vote all u want idgaf

0 2
Steve97 32

How do you not deserve this?

15 2
dudeutookhrs 24

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

140 1
vegas_jose 18

Oh man, I saw one too many episodes of "Scarred" back in the day...

0 1
Oppression_fml 19

It seems that your action lead to the total opposite reaction you've wanted. Life works in beautiful ways.

16 0
brenton490 19

once again the act to impress strikes again.

9 3
ssnow_fml 20

This is why I'm convinced that if women ever find a way to reproduce without men ever being involved then men as a whole will be the target of the next genocide.

0 0
False_Stupidity 41

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

140 3
Foxfire15 15

yup, right up there with "hold my beer" and "Hey guys! Watch this!" These things never end well. ydi.

14 0
ptoka 20

Those mad rail sliding skills always impress the ladies man!... Yeah, this ended better than I thought it would actually.

3 1
dkane 12

It makes him look like a douche, which girls seem to like

0 0
cheeeksss 29

You can also impress a girl with your brain, OP. Remember that.

10 1
GreenArrow085 6

No you can't, nice guys finish last...ALWAYS

0 0
stormy0307 16

That's what I did. Both my fiancée and I are engineers so it was easy to get along with her and impress her mentally.

0 1
SecundusSecunda 27

I'm not sure why anyone would be impressed by that? It's like revving the engine of a sports car

27 2
junjunbun 28

Every FML with the sentence "trying to impress" always end up failing spectacularly and with a YDI vote. This one is not an exception.

15 0
moondoglou420 17

Wait.. You're saying FML stories about attempting to impress women end badly!? Impossible!! Nothing bad ever happens to people on this site!

4 2
junjunbun 28

So trying to be cool and impressive always end up good and you actually look cool? In what universe do you live in 31? I totally want to go there!

1 5
coolnopedude 11

Lol I hope you two end up together:) i love love!!!! Have a good day ???

3 19