By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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detective_oreo 0

Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!

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FYLDeep 25

I was about to ask the same thing. There's no ******* way I can reach mine.

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, but how do you get your face up against your armpit. I tried pretty hard after reading this and the thing that really seems to hinder my ability is the fact that my head is connected to my neck.

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FYLDeep 25

Especially since the word you were looking for was "lying".

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Isoldael 27

Can do both the elbow thing and rub my chin/cheek under my elbow... I bet this FML was made just to make us all look like idiots, trying this.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

And all this time I thought I was special because I could touch my nose with my tongue or rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time. I suppose next you'll be telling me you can stick your elbow in your ear?

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JinxosGirl87 0

She just has really long stubble :O

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maryam8869 7

thats soo sad .. find a new one even better than ur ex and he help u to move on .. nothing can make u forget a love except a new love

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maryam8869 7

:/ correct for me guys .. it will help me in next comments ..

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maryam8869 7

but so* i did it long coz its sooo sad :/

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FlyingWhisps 5

There are so many reasons why this is sad and by sad, I mean pathetic. No offense, OP.

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randomhangul 4

I wasn't aware that was physically possible. Oh the things I learn from lonely people :D

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GrammarTrolls 0

You are missing a period after people.

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randomhangul 4

My apologies. I was too excited over the use of my smiley face I forgot proper English.

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heyyy464 1

Ya you better start collecting cats

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death_dolphin24 0

It's ok. I squeeze my man-boobs every night since my girlfriend left. Just kidding. That's nasty.

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