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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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flockz 19

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

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Sassybq1 13

Bee- Thanks bitch, but i was ment to die. -stings OP and dies-

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Enigmax2514 7

Today, I was ******* fed up with the whining kids and the wife back home, making buzzing noises 24/7 as well as the congested living space. I decide to commit suicide in the ocean. then, a great force pushed me upwards away from danger. being a lover of irony, I stung the pink pillars to thwart my rescue and ended up dying anyways. FML, thankfully it's over :)

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SGT_DBL 15

YDI for attempting to save something which exists only to cause pain and suffering.

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Enigmax2514 7

**** u go read more books before u come Here and show how uneducated and ****** up u are. most animals attack only for self defense and the human race is one of the few species that do not bother about reasons for attacking others. a bee is only the bringer of pain and suffering? OMG HONEY BRINGS ME PAIN AND SUFFERING OMG I think your parents are the ones who brought the world pain and suffering

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Enigmax2514 7

I'm sry I think there's a glitch I only replied to 145 :)

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Raesin 21

150, if it didn't have a brain the rest of its body wouldn't work. Even ants have brains, apparently more than you do. Everyone else, why did you even think Honey Bees don't sting? Of course they do, all kinds of bees do. How else would they defend the hive?

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IYT 4

It's a bee... What did you think it was going to do, start weeping and put you in its will out of gratitude? But I guess a thoughtless act of kindness IS still an act of kindness.

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sk8erd 15

Some things in life don't belong in life..

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neoamaru_fml 8

well maybe it's one of those Suicidal Bees..they're rare ya know..

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BrainStain 4

#145: Wait, bees exist only to cause pain and suffering? o_O

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Lauko 0

I'm pretty sure honey bees do sting, but when they do, the stinger comes out with a venom sac attached, and they die. My whole foot swelled up for a week because I accidentally squeezed the venom in instead of scraping off the stinger with knife or credit card. *fun fact*

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