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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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You deserved it 3 593

By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

that's deaths way of telling u to **** off

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evey661 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:26

final destination. don't mess with death, I also agree with #1

Solkillerexe 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:29

I can't help but say, you totally deserved it, at the same time however, you life sucks :)

dudeeee501 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:30

You should of just left it alone and if it died, it died. It's not like they're an endangered species or something...

snafu63 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:32

that was dumb of you. ydi.

I_Told_YouSo 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:36

Beecareful next time.

iguana13579 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:37

thats what you get for being nice

EvanTn 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:51

this hapens to me alot although its wasps and other types of bees

emilyd10 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:51

no good deed goes unpunished

Chigagigaroo 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:55

Should've left it there. :(

lu95 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:55

I'm sorry to inform you that you didn't save a honey bee. they don't sting.

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