By SabriLittleRed - 01/01/2014 18:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML
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SabriLittleRed 25

Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D

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MichellinMan 20

I can just imagine a small teddy bear being blown to white stuffing by an air bag. Oh, THE HORROR.

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13ky13 20

I don't know, I thought it was a Koala-tee pun.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Dammit stormfront! It's bear minimum! Don't you understand the pun!

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sterling1113 15

Maybe she's just holding a grudge for whatever reason and wants to make sure you know your place. Weird way to cope. Sorry OP. I'm sure she'll come around :P

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sterling1113 15

I dunno, she's acting kind of grizzly.

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MichellinMan 20

If OP's sister can drive, she's no child. Maybe a grown woman-child?

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McNikk 15

Who said OP's sister could drive?

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uarudeassbitchyo 17

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FMLcommenterer 13

No, burn it. Then rip it's head off and wrap it round the mirror. That way the bear can share the car, AND OP gets the front seat. Win win. I'm sick and twisted I know.

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trellz17 19

And I thought my comment was harsh

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Rainhawk94 27

Its simple, we kill the bear

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worldclassrager 39

Can you two share? But still that's cute...

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Wizardo 33

She's going through one of those crises, this one seems to be furry and imaginary though.

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FlyingPie 17

You might just have to grin and bear it.

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OhzTP 7

Agreed, while it doesn't seem very bear at the moment, paws for a bit and realise it surely wasn't done fur any offence.

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