Intimacy: Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl....

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:17 - United States

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Danny - 25/04/2011 13:07

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

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eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:30

How embarrassing for you. Maybe you shouldn't be in Girls Gone Wild if you don't enjoy your friends and family knowing about it.

lazorzpewpew 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:32

Absolutely YDI - if you're gonna be in GGW or any kind of ****, expect it to be a known fact. It gets even worse once you start looking for jobs if somehow your real name becomes associated with it.

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DieterDerBlau 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:39

Which one?????

woxy 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:47

Definitely deserved that. Have some respect for yourself!

Cazly_420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:04

Maybe next time you'll learn to keep your shirt on... Being drunk is not an excuse to act like a *****.

kellster 2

Friday 19 June 2009 8:34

You shameless little ****.

chocogatto12 3

Friday 19 June 2009 10:07

Something tells me that if she'd not remembered it or been coerced into it, the FML would have been written a little differently.

worldgawker 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:34

YDI for being a drunk ****!

smnc 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:49

ydi fuh actinq like a lil hoe !

rpfw69 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:10

fake.. i don't believe it.

dan81892 2

Friday 19 June 2009 19:26

pics or it didn't happen.

REDNECKPAINTBALL 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:17

Thats hot, can I get your number? :)

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