*Caboom tsss*

Next time make sure to hit yourself very hard in the nads, that way you can't bring more idiots into this world.

You are the reason everything has rating systems and playgrounds are made of plastic.

Next time make sure to hit yourself very hard in the nads, that way you can't bring more idiots into this world.

That's not being realistic? that's being stupid. YDI dumb ass.

Ouch! Not one of your best ideas then, OP? Might I suggest Loki-esque pole-dancing lessons instead? You get a good work-out that way and you're less likely to hit yourself in tender places.

I can't even make a joke here, because all the good ones are taken. You are officially the stupidest person on this FML.

I tried it, but unlike you I succeeded. I had a huge sledge Hammer though - not the same model - attached to a wrist rope. Totally destroyed this random person's face and had to run. Good fun though. Anyway the moral is: practice practice practice!

it's people like you that we have the don't do this at home advert for... I sense a Darwin award or two in your future.

No you didn't. In the real world, people don't lose consciousness from trauma for more than two our three minutes.