Miscellaneous: Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to... - FML

By runner2731 - 08/06/2012 08:09 - United States - Newark

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

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runner2731 0

Friday 8 June 2012 15:08

I am gonna watch the avergers soon and I'm gonna watch the incredible hulk, both iron man movies, and captain America.

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ceilingfans 1

Friday 8 June 2012 13:19

You should have started out with a puny hammer instead of a sledge hammer.

Zestus 19

Friday 8 June 2012 13:19

Goes to show that you're no Hemsworth...

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jessicawuvsya 0

Monday 18 June 2012 23:49

I would have got a sharpie and drew on ur face !!

ya_momma 4

Thursday 2 August 2012 23:31

What are you, 5 years old?

ode_2_jessegan 2

Monday 27 August 2012 2:26

I'm sorry, you're how old? Seriously, were you at least drunk or high or something?

29dear 16

Saturday 9 March 2013 20:42

You're my hero

how_to_implode 17

Friday 28 February 2014 6:38

"I wonder how realistic this superhero movie is. Maybe I should try to pull off the moves of a guy who's supposed to have the strength and combat training of a Norse god ...."

StanSmith2013 26

Friday 27 June 2014 3:43

You learnt the hard way my friend.

moomilkish 1

Sunday 21 September 2014 14:37

You should be dead...

rinzlerkitty94 31

Sunday 27 December 2015 15:47

Thor is a character from Norse mythology. Nothing about him would be realistic.

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