Happy anniversary!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML

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By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Mr Nice Guy

By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 01:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML

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bullsonyourface 20

Thursday 10 October 2019 20:44

did you get him flowers?

mcsmee 7

Thursday 10 October 2019 21:32

If you want roses on your piano, maybe you should put tulips on his organ.

Comments

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Thursday 10 October 2019 20:03

shouldn't have gone to work then should you!

bullsonyourface 20

Thursday 10 October 2019 20:44

did you get him flowers?

Seeya55 31

Friday 11 October 2019 19:22

Literally came to say the same thing! If you two didn't plan anything for that evening, (which is something for BOTH of you to decide) Can't blame him when you've done nothing in turn.

bullsonyourface 20

Saturday 12 October 2019 18:17

right! I mean, don't get me wrong giving is better than receiving, but unless I went all out and got nothing in return, then yeah I'd be super butthurt she should've drank some beers and passed out with him

mcsmee 7

Thursday 10 October 2019 21:32

If you want roses on your piano, maybe you should put tulips on his organ.

LostSoul 19

Thursday 10 October 2019 21:58

I have to first say, you cannot expect flowers from him if you don't buy him flowers. I buy for my husband. Also, you have to have a clue what he was like before you got married. You still married him.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 October 2019 22:28

The traditional gift for the one year anniversary is paper. You ought to give that drunken slob some divorce papers.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 11 October 2019 2:50

OP, you sure DID! (Good luck :-)

MN_girl21 7

Friday 11 October 2019 6:21

All the comments about buying him flowers are stupid. I like flowers. My husband doesn’t. If you expected flowers getting him something he would enjoy in return makes more sense. Now if he enjoys flowers that’s great, but I’m sorry your anniversary didn’t go as you expected.