By Anonymous - 25/07/2016 21:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess you "can" say you have "zero" chance. Fyl

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danm_1 28

It's okay to start out as friends. Perhaps she's just not ready for the whole relationship as yet or perhaps you never made it clear enough to her what your feelings are. Be her friend, get to know each other more then see what happens after. If she still only wants to be friends, then yeah it sucks for you, but respect her wishes and try and move. If it's not her, then you will eventually find someone who can reciprocate your feelings. Now I'm going to try and get that Toy Story song out my head. All the best, OP

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Muppet_B 3

The "friend zone" is better than nothing. Maybe she'll have single friends that will like you.

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captain_hero89 22

she drinks coke zero, which means she has terrible taste. you're better off

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AyeJay101 25

The use of things around you to communicate is a great playful start, I don't think this would be the "friend zone" so keep at it and goodluck!

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species4872 19

Are all you people 12 or something?

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littlefoott69 14

answer..my little friend would love to be in you..lets meet up

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wisconsinfml 3

shut off snapchat, pull on your big girl panties and go meet real humans

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murph_fml 21

Those Coke Zero girls are the worst. I prefer the Coke Classic types, they aren't all hung up on the calories.

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Sora_McKain 36

I prefer Coke Zero because the taste not the "no calories" thing. I just think that coke is too sweet, and Diet Coke is too bland.

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Nylectro 14

Dude, a lot of girls hate snapchat flirting. Just a heads up.

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