By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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ducks4life11 0

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

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Incubuss 0

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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doggone456 0

that sux...I hav to say I really wuldnt like a twinkie if I was someone 0.o

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ladies_man217 0

ahahaha why would you send the girl you like a twinkie at all? take her out on a date if you really like her

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SecureReflex 0

I'm using my iPhone FML app, how do I reply to the OP and not to a comment? I'd rather not be one of those losers who comment to #1 to sate their lust for attention.

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doink 0

The comment button is at the bottom right corner. It looks like a pencil and a little white box.

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Sirin_fml 46

Thank you, Doink; I was unsure myself :-)

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pooper19 3

When you say Twinkie I hope that you are referring to your penis. If not YDI for being a douche

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thatonek1d 0

what are you? in kindergarten? a Twinkie? even if nobody tampered with the note, she would probably still consider it an insult

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flyersfan365 0

Yea cause you know girls want twinkies instead of flowers or chocolates.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

the Twinkie was obviously a metaphor for the ops other 4 inch long cream filled treat.

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KikiThePug 0

I would rather a Twinkie.. not some damn flowers that many bugs vomited, craped and pissed on. I would like choclate though. :)

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Icyyy 0

I'd like an apple or some chocolate. Not that fancy, overpriced, heart-shaped stuff, just a bar of Hershey's. Meh, I'm hungry :U

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omfgrofl1337 0

49 is full of WIN

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WolfsGuns 0

#76, i hope u realize dat 64 is a guy just look in his profile

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Prodigy7 4

Whoa, 10 moderated comments in a row.

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MmissyT 8

lmao i was thinkin tha same thing...wtf?

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BeeHappy_fml 0

NUMBER ONE I LOVE YOU. it's time to duel!!

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n_epic_fail 14

why the hell would u give her a Twinkie?? some chocolate or a flower or even a ******* lollipop would work. UDI

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poolofblood 0

i am not first i will never be first i fail as a human being and will be sacrificed to the gods of fml wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

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seanders 10

That's alright dude we're not supposed to come first anyway.:)

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yuggi1 11

Maybe the gods of FML, in some imaginary world, are a bunch of hot chicks. In that case way to go! xD

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Xavi89 0

where can I buy tickets to watch that?

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anarchy109 5

what...the...**** really nobody cares

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awesomeness1004 3

well thats a nice complement huh?

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Rei_Ayanami 18

A kind idea,but you really should have hand delivers it, things like this happen all the time, hopefully she will understand.

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franniedottp 8

Ayanami-San, I think you LOOOVE your pilot :)

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Rei_Ayanami 18

My pilot? Are you talking about Ikari?

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ducks4life11 0

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

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compliments 0

suk me penis! <===3

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Incubuss 0

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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Southern_Grown 0

hah..true true. I was thinking the same thing, a cute note, flower, or even a box of cherry coated chocolates are acceptable. but a Twinkie?? it's almost a straight up prank gift...

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BakNBitz 0

i prefer my chocolate not covered in cherries, it gets too sticky.

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thirdbase1733 0

I disagree. I think it says wtf doesn't like twinkies

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Ryonix 0

owned ydi you should have gave it to her yourself rather than trust ppl

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