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By PandaMantis - 25/06/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 12:06

Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!

liy223 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:12

yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.

Comments

Qwerty123467 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:15

ewwww your niece is your romantic interest

vbmg152 18

Sunday 26 June 2011 22:49

People, Stop Sexting!! Texting sexy things is gonna get you in trouble 100% of the time!!

BigEyedOwl 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:42

hey I learned everything in middle school too

Megadeth72 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:57

If you were going to send a sexual text, wouldnt you at least check to make sure you were sending it the right person first? YDI

GooeyChickenman 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:17

You're romantic interest is your niece?

Juliot89 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:19

Wanna play that game with me!?

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 27 June 2011 18:35

why dont you just send it RIGHT TO THE PERSON you want to receive your text instead of being lazy?

jumpnbean14 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:46

dont worry, if she is 12 she already knows WAY more than what you told her. TRUST ME!

That897Guy 0

Monday 11 July 2011 15:22

Yer niece deserved it already for having a phone at that age.

bluebrooke2 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:25

i learned all about sex when i was 4... im sure the 12year old is just fine

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