Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Spicy
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

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khaya 9

You should not start a kinky message with: (a) I'm going to stab you. (b) I am out buying a strap on.

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massivelyskilled 0

first, and "YDI". Now, tell me what the **** "OP" on fmylife means?!?!! Annoys me so badly!!!!

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hellokat1 0

Practice makes perfect! But seriously, how hard can it be?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I agree. I was really good at it at 13....:/

Hotlanta 5

well we know what #13 going to be like when she gets older hahaha OWNED!

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

hahaha!!! owned!!!! ooooooo!!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Looks like Freshpie's is talking from experience.

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ydi_4_suking 20

freshpie must be from the era when everyone was sexually frustrated

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xtacticalswarmx 0

*coughhoecough* -.-

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xtacticalswarmx 0

#13 That is. sorry for the mixup.

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jayalexander 7

dang I wish 13 was around when I was 13!

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hellogoodbye1996 6

I was good at it when I was 12 so I guess I beat her.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Well that all depends on what you're referring to when you say "hard"...giggity

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mfmylifesrsly 29

yeah I was, i got pressured into that stuff at 13, hense the :/ face. it was a big mistake that I regret. however I didn't have sex until a few years later

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skaterpaige 3

WIN #13!! xD lmao!

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SoccerRebel594 0

Skaterpaife, please hush. thank you.

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aussie_gemini 5

#83 how on earth are you good at sexting at 13 if 1, your pressured into it and 2, you've never had sex? lol

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hellogoodbye1996 6

well 13 I do agree it is a. huge mistake in my life also. I'm waiting till I'm married though to have sex. definitely don't need anymore problems.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

no she was saying she new how to talk dirty because she watched **** and pretty much described what she saw. the boys pressured her into it

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Freeze_fml 16

This thread is now about hoes sexting.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Aah, the ol' Freezerburn. It's good to be back.

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aussie_gemini 5

thanks for clearing that up 105# 'that awkward moment when someone doesn't get sarcasm'

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hellogoodbye1996 6

wow! who even cares! I'm not following this thread anymore I'm just gonna live my life before I lose it like all of you guys have done.

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WallyTheWombat 0

Apparently it wasn't that hard since he didn't start sexting back.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Aussie Gemini! win xD

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horserider15 3

a few years later wow that's I don't even have the right word to describe that

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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

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kyanisaurus 0

kuz then it would have been "What time?"

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theset3 0

like every other story about bad texting on this site

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morgan320 0

I'm pretty sure that OP don't have her boyfriend's father's number on her phone.

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bluegoldfish 7

i have my music teacher on my phone. which makes it pretty awkward when someone steals my phone and mass-texts inappropriate things to all my contacts...:

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Riemurasia 0

I had that problem with accidentally sending it to my teacher instead of my ex..

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dudeitsdanny 9

Solution: Date your teachers ;P

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YacL 15

I don't blame you. Some people are just awkward when it comes to that stuff. But yeah, at least you sent it to the right person.

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nickdunbar 8

fail....You need to talk like more them

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Bassmasterclassi 2

less xbox and more reading will help you talk like them.

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EatnBeef 7

I just lost 14 IQ points by reading your comment

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doom2 8

kinky texts? how about you just say it in person :P

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johnson94 5

Woah number 10, it looks like you attract 5 year olds lol

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MissBunny25 0

25 I have candy... would you like to see that inside of my van? Number 10 will be there. We're going to a pedo's anonymous meeting together >:D

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khaya 9

You should not start a kinky message with: (a) I'm going to stab you. (b) I am out buying a strap on.

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T3P33_fml 0

that could work on me.. huum... my friend! *looks up while whistling*

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enonymous 8

Whoa whoa whoa B is a good thing and A is a good thing only after she says B.

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SoccerRebel594 0

31 you make me lol

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HeavyMetalViking 0

YDI for using gay **** pickup lines on straight guys.

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