Holidays and Miscellaneous: Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in...

By sazz - 05/11/2017 03:00 - United Kingdom - Shepperton

Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16

That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.

KittyMack 13

Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick.

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123765 18

Sunday 5 November 2017 4:30

well are you?

KittyMack 13

Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 November 2017 6:29

At least he thinks you’re attractive enough to get laid. That’s a compliment!

delude 26

Sunday 5 November 2017 6:44

...

Notamusedanymore 17

Sunday 5 November 2017 22:07

What?

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 5 November 2017 7:14

Well. In his defense, the camera adds 20 Lbs. So I heard.

NataXviaggiare 11

Sunday 5 November 2017 22:41

what up "friends" lover?

Akitakat 31

Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16

That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.

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