I see your name saying "celibacy" and I can't help but thinking that your sex life really must be boring your wife. Sex gets boring if it's always the same routine, if it lacks romance or if it's overall bad.. Perhaps you should do some reading in books and on the internet and step up your game and impress her? :) Keep doing little things to warm her up during the day too, things you know she likes. Just turn her on and make her really want it, don't come running like a dog who thinks he's going for a walk everytime you think you're getting lucky, make her crave it sometimes!

I don't see why she would object to **** if she doesn't want to be the one to turn you on/and or participate. It's seems hardly fair to deny your sexual needs and then feel that she can stipulate how you take care of them.

I think she needs a more exciting sex life

Id cheat on that ass

I have read that if you can milk your prostate, that it will help with prostatic fluid buildup and might help prevent prostate cancer. A handjob with the milking will be more fun for you.

I think you should've been a bit more specific.

no sex, and no ****? your wife must be incredibly exciting in bed.

Why the hell can't you use ****?!

What a bitch

I hope she doesn't think HER picture is going to be adequate to do the job!