By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
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danielzcwu 10

Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML

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Top comments

ber4fun 23

Still better than being stuck on a flight with a crying baby.

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Andatop 16

You should of just started to head bang pretending that you were on a rock band and played it off.

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poppunkette 22

Was the dream snakes on a plane related?

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cwrocker 14

Actually it was about horses on boats. Yeah!!! Yeah!?! Okay??? Maybe??......No? I'll go back to my pokeball now. Sorry you had to endure that.

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xninix_fml 36

@28 You should be sorry.

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man_eating_bunny 18

Waking up from a nightmare just to experience a real one. FYL

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iwanttogotoparis 26

You must have given the poor lady a heart attack

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Cass_x 22

Right. She died, then came back to life and started screaming. Poor lady, indeed.

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thevelociraptor 31

When someone has a Heart attack they don't automatically die. You could die from a heart attack, but it's not a given. Plus #3 was probably just speaking metaphorically.

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Cass_x 22

In case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic. I know you don't *have* to die when having a heart attack. My grandpa had several before he actually died, so..

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thevelociraptor 31

Sarcasm is hard to decipher when it isn't spoken, but there is no need to be snarky about it. I suggest you avoid sarcasm, especially on FML.

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quickit 24

Look on the brightside it wasn't anything too serious. (:

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kerstileann 26

If it was he'd be screaming for another reason ;)

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danielzcwu 10

Actually wet dream would of been better lol.

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elcee1987 18

At least you made everyone laugh instead of inducing mass hysteria!

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Nolimit2217 32

Sounds very... Manly.

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Andatop 16

You should of just started to head bang pretending that you were on a rock band and played it off.

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MrSassypants 32

A rock band with an old lady in it? Now that is totally a band I would like to see.

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abranner98 4

Nice profile pic, I didn't know Acacia Brinley was 16 and lives in Wisconsin. Oh wait, that's because she isn't and doesn't.

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thief1434 23

Gives a whole new meaning to "Death Metal".

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MrSassypants 32

Yeah, it's a new genre. It's called near death metal.

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thief1434 23

Dammit man, I was just waiting for the opportunity to use that. ;~;

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MrSassypants 32

Just wait until an FML that involves someone being scared by someone dressed up as a zombie or something and you could make a joke about after death metal.

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thief1434 23

heyheyhey, op could've played it cool by pretending they were in screamo band together

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danielzcwu 10

Haha, i wanted to keep pretending to sleep and scream in minute intervals! Would've kept the comedy going lol.. Old lady was staring at me like i was possessed so funny.

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thief1434 23

Hey OP, not to traumatize you or anything, but what was your dream about?

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JayDay_123 18

Haha, I would've loved to see that. XD Sounds hilarious.

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danielzcwu 10

Cant remember, think i was being attacked by monkeys lol.

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ber4fun 23

Still better than being stuck on a flight with a crying baby.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

I scream you scream we all scream on the airplane?

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