Bursting at the seams

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 07:30

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Today, after I returned from business dinner at a hibachi restaurant, my wife decided she wanted sex for the first time in years on a weekday. We did it and I pooped a little on “our” stupid white comforter. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like you had some unfinished business. You're going to have to put in some overtime to pay for a new stupid comforter and your wife's trauma.

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HouseOfM 8

Why do so many people on here have issues with pooping? Especially with not being able to control it? If it's medication understandable, it happens Sometimes but you would think he would be aware of the possibilities. If it's diet What are all of you eating that this is a regular thing? I swear more than half of you need depends.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like you had some unfinished business. You're going to have to put in some overtime to pay for a new stupid comforter and your wife's trauma.

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HouseOfM 8

Why do so many people on here have issues with pooping? Especially with not being able to control it? If it's medication understandable, it happens Sometimes but you would think he would be aware of the possibilities. If it's diet What are all of you eating that this is a regular thing? I swear more than half of you need depends.

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